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		<title>Pentru cunoscatori&#8230; &#8220;Fructe&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un joc care pe la inceputul anilor ‘90 a golit buzunarele multor impatimiti. Acum aveti ocazia sa jucati gratuit, de pe PC-ul vostru. Functioneaza pe toate sistemele de operare, de la WINDOWS 95 pana la WINDOWS 7, 64bit. Enjoy! Click AICI&#160; pentru descarcare din afara romaniei Click [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="thickbox" href="http://mariusparaschiv.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Dyna.png"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Dyna" border="0" alt="Dyna" src="http://mariusparaschiv.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Dyna_thumb.png" width="244" height="139" /></a></p>
<p>Un joc care pe la inceputul anilor ‘90 a golit buzunarele multor impatimiti. Acum aveti ocazia sa jucati gratuit, de pe PC-ul vostru. </p>
<p>Functioneaza pe toate sistemele de operare, de la WINDOWS 95 pana la WINDOWS 7, 64bit.</p>
<p>Enjoy! </p>
<p>Click <a href="http://www.filefactory.com/file/cb737fd/n/Joc_Fructe.rar" target="_blank">AICI</a>&#160; pentru descarcare din afara romaniei    <br />Click <a href="http://www.filehost.ro/2046454/Joc_Fructe_rar/" target="_blank">AICI</a> pentru descarcare din Romania</p>
<p>Jocul este cumparat de mine, insa nu am dreptul sa fac share, de aceea nu este gazduit pe serverul meu.Acesta va fi descarcat de pe un server FREE FILES SHARE! Aceste servere sunt uneori un fel de “Triunghiul Bermudelor”, asa ca va rog, daca nu-l mai gasiti la acea adresa, sa ma anuntati pentru a-l repune.</p>
<p>In plus, serverele care gazduiesc fisiere gratuit, iti cer, fie sa astepti nu stiu cate secunde, fie sa dai click pe nu stiu ce AD, sau sa te inscrii. Nu am verificat in amanunt aceste aspecte, insa, tinand cont de faptul ca gazduirea fisierelor este gratuita iar aceste site-uri trebuie sa mananca si gura lor, au tot dreptul sa ceara ceva in schimb. Voi aveti dreptul sa refuzati </p>
<p>Enjoy! <img style="border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none" class="wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-smile" alt="Zâmbet" src="http://mariusparaschiv.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wlEmoticon-smile.png" /></p>


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		<title>Mica publicitate romaneasca &#8211; pur autentica!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius Paraschiv</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VARZA ACRA DE&#160; VANZARE &#8211; LA&#160; DOAMNA Marinescu IN FUND ! NU PRIMIM BUTELIILE CLIENTILOR CARE EXPLODEAZA Esti analfabet? Scrie-ne azi si te ajutam pe gratis. Vand caine: mananca orice si ii plac foarte mult copiii. Castroane pe placul oricarei gospodine cu fund rotund pentru batere eficienta. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>VARZA ACRA DE&#160; VANZARE &#8211; LA&#160; DOAMNA Marinescu IN FUND !</p>
<p>NU PRIMIM BUTELIILE CLIENTILOR CARE EXPLODEAZA</p>
<p>Esti analfabet? Scrie-ne azi si te ajutam pe gratis.</p>
<p>Vand caine: mananca orice si ii plac foarte mult copiii.</p>
<p>Castroane pe placul oricarei gospodine cu fund rotund pentru batere eficienta.</p>
<p>De vanzare: birou de epoca pentru o doamna cu picioare subtiri si sertare largi.</p>
<p>Prajitor de paine: Un cadou apreciat de intreaga familie. Arde painea automat.</p>
<p>Masini uzate: De ce sa te duci in alta parte ca sa fii pacalit? Vino aici.</p>
<p>Cautam un om sa aiba grija de un lot de vaci care nu fumeaza si nici nu bea.</p>
<p>Vand pat pentru copil cu picioare de fier.</p>
<p>Tanara domna, draguta, inteligenta, caracter, familie buna, doreste casatorie cu domn bine situat care sa aiba si autoturism.</p>
<p>Ofertele se vor adresa subsemnatei, insotite de fotografia autoturismului.</p>
<p>Asociatie de locatari, angajeaza fochist de inalta presiune.</p>
<p>Cautam femeie la fetita in varsta si nefumatoare.</p>
<p>Vand masina de cusut mana si picior.</p>
<p>Vand butelie de aragaz cu reseu si frigider.</p>
<p>Vand patut copil facut la comanda pentru pretentiosi.</p>
<p>Inchiriez camera la doua fete incadrate cu un singur pat.</p>
<p>Cumpar imbracaminte de dama deosebita si putin intrebuintata.</p>
<p>Confectionez si incaputez cizme pentru barbati cu inlocuitori de calitate..</p>
<p>Ofer loc de veci liberabil prin schimb.</p>
<p>Ofer recompensa celor care au spus nevestei lui Paul Ionescu ca l-au vazut cu o femeie in masina in ziua de 18 Iunie, pe autostrada Bucuresti-Pitesti. Va rog sa veniti sa depuneti marturie si la tribunal.</p>
<p>Paul Ionescu.</p>
<p>La un concurs de animale, in cadrul unei sarbatori agricole, s-a&#160; afisat programul:</p>
<p>- ora 10.00 &#8211; prezentarea invitatilor.</p>
<p>- ora 12.00 &#8211; prezentarea animalelor.</p>
<p>- ora 14.00 &#8211; masa comuna.</p>
<p>Intr-o croitorie de dama: Fustele se ridica zilnic intre orele 10.00 si 14.00. Vindem second hand.</p>
<p>In diverse localuri si pravalii:</p>
<p>- Consumati cu incredere supa de pasare vegetariana.</p>
<p>- Servim cu frisca clientela bine batuta.</p>
<p>- Avem frisca batuta toata ziua.</p>
<p>- Nu servim minori sub 18 ani.</p>
<p>- Nu servim in stare de ebrietate.</p>
<p>- Avem ciorapi de femei lungi.</p>
<p>- Confectionam costume de dama la proba a doua.</p>
<p>- Croim rochii pentru dame de lux!</p>
<p>- Confectionam posete si genti si din pielea clientului.</p>
<p>- Angajez vanzatoare racoritoare</p>
<p>- Avem ciorapi pentru barbati supraelastici</p>
<p>- Vindem scaune pentru copii cu trei picioare</p>
<p>- Nu trimiteti copiii la umplut cu sifoane </p>


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		<description><![CDATA[Il rugasem sa nu mai posteze atat de des acelasi mesaj&#8230; desi il posta intr-o rubrica complet pe langa durerea lui&#8230; &#34;CE PIZDA MATI NAI LOK DE NOI FUTE IN GURA DE CARUTASUL PULI DE COKOTIER INPUTYT,NAI LOK DE NOI INPUTYTULE,ESTI O SCURSURA A SOKIETATI DATE MORTI [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Il rugasem sa nu mai posteze atat de des acelasi mesaj&#8230; desi il posta intr-o rubrica complet pe langa durerea lui&#8230;</p>
<p>&quot;CE PIZDA MATI NAI LOK DE NOI FUTE IN GURA DE CARUTASUL PULI DE COKOTIER INPUTYT,NAI LOK DE NOI INPUTYTULE,ESTI O SCURSURA A SOKIETATI</p>
<p>DATE MORTI MATI DE CADAVRU ANBULANT CU MATA SI CU TOATE NEAMURILE VOASTRE DE BROSCAR!CE PIZDA MATII &#8230;DIN CAUZA VOASTRA NEA DAT DE CACAT ROMANII IN TOATA LUMEA ,CAND AUD DE ROMANI TOTI FUG!IN GATU MATII DE PROST,CE PIZDA MATII NU AI CE MANCA DIN CAUZA MEA!CA AFLU DE TINE SI TE JOC PE CAP JIGODIE ,CACAT CU OCHI,PIELEA PULII,POSTEZA ANUNTURI SI TU PANA TE DUKI LA BUNIKUTU IN VALE NU TE INTREB DE NIMIK.</p>
<p>DACA MAS DA LA LIVELLU TAU&#8230;DE PROST..AH</p>
<p>PAI CINE CAUTA SI INTREABA DE MUNCA GASESTE&#8230;CINE STA CA IMPUTITU DE TINE ..NU GASESTE O SULA,MA HANDICAPATULE&#8230;.CE TE FREACA PULA PE TINE CA PUN DE 1000ORI,,EU CAUT CA SA GASESC&#8230;..DA NU BROSCARI KA TINE&quot;</p>


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		<title>Reclama (interzisa) Dacia Duster</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 12:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Pink Floyd&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 21:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Initial mi-am spus ca nu voi posta nimic pana in 2011, dar nu am putut sa scap nebunia asta de clip :) Share this on Facebook Email this via Gmail Subscribe to the comments for this post? Blog this on Blogger Email this to a friend?]]></description>
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<p>Initial mi-am spus ca nu voi posta nimic pana in 2011, dar nu am putut sa scap nebunia asta de clip :)</p>


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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marius Paraschiv</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 22:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Niste tipi au facut un experiment luna trecuta.. Au trimis un barbat pe strazile din Londra sa umble timp de patru ore cu buzunarele pline cu bani si  o pancarda &#8220;sandwich&#8221; pe care scria cu litere mari &#8220;Cere-mi cinci lire si sunt ai tai&#8221; Cati londonezi au [...]]]></description>
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Au trimis un barbat pe strazile din Londra sa umble timp de patru ore cu buzunarele pline cu bani si  o pancarda &#8220;sandwich&#8221; pe care scria cu litere mari &#8220;Cere-mi cinci lire si sunt ai tai&#8221;<br />
Cati londonezi au luat in serios mesajul tipului, care oferea cinci lire fiecarui trecator care ii cerea?<br />
Timp de patru ore, bietul om s-a plimbat  pe trotuarele londoneze, cu buzunarele pline de bani,  trecand pe langa 2719 persoane. Dintre acestea, doar 16 si-au incercat norocul, cerandu-i acestuia cinci lire, asa cum scria pe pancarda. Si i-au primit.<br />
Unul dintre motivele acestui &#8220;succes&#8221; socant, este acela ca, la fel ca si romanii, englezii nu au incredere in  abordarile stradale, mai ales atunci li se ofera produse si/sau servicii &#8220;gratuite&#8221; sau bani pentru nimic.</p>
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		<title>Geniala reclama! GENIALA!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 21:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inca nu ma pot opri din ras! Trecand peste faza comica, aceasta reclama reflecta perfect situatia din service-urile auto! Sictirul, aroganta, mitocania&#8230; Geniala ideea! Geniala reclama! In sfarsit o reclama originala! Si website-ul ( www.efix.ro ) este la fel de reusit. Din pacate e prea lunga si [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Inca nu ma pot opri din ras!</p>
<p>Trecand peste faza comica, aceasta reclama reflecta perfect situatia din service-urile auto! Sictirul, aroganta, mitocania&#8230;</p>
<p>Geniala ideea! Geniala reclama! In sfarsit o reclama originala! Si website-ul ( www.efix.ro ) este la fel de reusit.</p>
<p>Din pacate e prea lunga si nu stiu daca poate cumpara atata spatiu pe TV, mai ales in prime time..<br />
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		<title>Bancul zilei</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[La banca vine un batranel care cere un credit destul de mare. Putin jenat angajatul bancii il intreaba: - Ce varsta aveti? - 85 de ani, raspunde senin batranelul. - Stiti, la aceasta varsta aveti nevoie de cineva care sa garanteze ca veti achita imprumutul, ii explica [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>La banca vine un batranel care cere un credit destul de mare. Putin jenat angajatul bancii il intreaba:<br />
- Ce varsta aveti?<br />
- 85 de ani, raspunde senin batranelul.<br />
- Stiti, la aceasta varsta aveti nevoie de cineva care sa garanteze ca veti achita imprumutul, ii explica functionarul.<br />
- Da? Nici o problema, vin cu tata!<br />
Blocat, functionarul exclama:- Cum cu tata? Imposibil! Dar cati ani are?<br />
- 110, raspunde batranul. Haideti, va rog, insista el. Stiti, nu am fi facut credit, dar avem nevoie de bani pentru nunta bunicului.Din ce in ce mai uimit, angajatul bancii intreaba:<br />
- Dar cati ani are bunicul dumneavoastra?<br />
- 140, veni raspunsul. 140 !!!, striga functionarul. Si la varsta asta mai vrea sa se insoare?La care batranelul raspunse, facand-i cu ochiul:<br />
- nu prea vrea el,dar il imping parintii&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8212;</p>
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