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  There are now more places around the world to ‘Eat Fresh’ as Subway becomes the number one restaurant chain on the planet.… The golden arches might be famous around the globe, but another fast food outlet has usurped McDonald’s as the world’s largest restaurant chain. Sandwich

Am fost director la o mare intreprindere socialista. Cafeaua de dimineata era pregatita de o secretara sexy, mergeam la servici cu Dacia neagra. Odata am fost intrebat daca fabrica nu contribuie cu 10 mii de lei pentru inmormintarea unui tovaras din Comitetul Central. Am spus ca cu

NEAMUL PROST Te impiedici de el la tot pasul. Cateva proverbe reusesc sa sugereze bine anumite trasaturi: “Daca dai nas lui Ivan, ti se suie pe divan”, “Intinde-i un deget, si-ti va lua toata mana”. Dar nu e suficient. Mitocanul, traind la nivel senzorial si eventual psihoafectiv

One hundred years ago… What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1910: The average life expectancy for men was 47 years. Fuel for this car was sold in drug stores only. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only

Every Christmas is the same: Police and drink-drive awareness groups go into overdrive because our collective alcohol consumption does. Drink-driving doesn’t go up because we all of a sudden drop our morals for Christmas; rather, it’s because we drop our defences – the morning after is a

The Queen has joined the Facebook generation with the launch of a British Monarchy page on the popular social networking site. Millions of users will be able to log in and see royal images, videos and news. Facebook has become a global internet phenomena since it was

In timp ce muritorii de rad se dau de ceasu` mortii sa-si plateasca intretinerea si pensionarii mor protestand pe strazi,  bugetarilor li se taie 25% din leafa (profesorii si pensionarii care au visat la cresterea cu 50%  promisa in  campanii electorale isi merita soarta!), somajul creste mandru

1989 5:00 Scularea. 5:05 Aprind focul ?i pun apa la inc?lzit. 5:30 Apa s-a inc?lzit u?or 5:35 Adulmec parizerul ?i m? hot?r?sc s? fiu nes?buit : imi tai patru felii 5:40 Painea e cam veche, de ieri seara, se sf?ram?. Totu?i reu?esc s? tai dou? felii. 5:41